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Have you been getting your weekly dose of funny? If so, you've probably been watching NBC's Last Comic Standing.

Hosted by famed comedian Bill Bellamy, the sixth season of Last Comic Standing is in the midst of its audition rounds. Having already passed out semi-finals tickets to comedians in New York City, Tempe, Los Angeles, Houston, San Francisco, and Toronto, the show continues on tonight in Nashville and Minneapolis.

In Nashville, the aspiring comedians will have to impress George Wendt and John Ratzenberger. The former Cheers stars serve as the show's talent scouts and will hand out tickets to those they like the best. Then in Minneapolis, the comedians will hope to receive tickets from Kate Flannery and Brian Baumgartner of The Office.

Having watched the first three episodes that have aired so far, some of the schticks the hopefuls used were absolutely horrible. Thankfully though there have been enough that were good to make the show worth watching. I appreciate the comedians the most that can get up on the stage and just be funny by telling stories about their life experiences. It's those kinds of comedians that the audience can identify with the most.

After the auditions wrap up this season, the show will move to Las Vegas where the semi-final round will be held. Judges will then pick the comics they want to see in the final round and that's when the competition really heats up. The television audience begins having their voice heard at that point by casting votes at NBC's website and by phone. The comic with the lowest number of votes each week gets the boot until there's just one comic standing. The winner this season gets $250,000, a new Honda Pilot, a talent deal with NBC, and an appearance at Bally's in Las Vegas.

Last Comic Standing airs on NBC each Thursday evening at 8:30 PM ET. Check it out!

How do you watch your news? I'm not talking about the celebrity fluff found on E! or the latest sports scores from ESPN either. What I'm referring to is our national news. Do you get it from the little bit that's shown on your local morning and evening news programs or do you also watch the half-hour nightly news from the big networks? Are you a CNN or FOX News person? And when was the last time you went online to watch your news?

Last week, I wrapped up a series about watching TV online but I purposely neglected the news angle. Why? Because when it comes to mainstream news, the networks aren't doing too well. According to this article from The Wall Street Journal, just 7.6 million tuned in to watch Charlie Gibson give them the news of the day. The numbers were even lower for the other network stalwarts.

12.2 million tuned in to watch the finale of Lost this season and and shows such as Hell's Kitchen and So You Think You Can Dance plug along each week with around 9 million viewers. The fact that news programming isn't as robust as the popular prime time programming isn't shocking. Most people, myself included, would rather tune in to Grey's Anatomy than watch Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, or Brian Williams dish out what the networks think we need to know.

I myself am not interested in watching their entire half-hour spiel but sometimes, I catch a bit of a segment and wished that I could have seen the entire thing. When that happens I get online and start clicking around.

Without a doubt, NBC has the most news video available online. They even include the entire previous episode of their Nightly News with Brian Williams. The entire episode not your style? Then just pick the clips you want to watch instead. NBC also includes a nice amount of videos that are web only.

ABC doesn't do too bad with its World News with Charles Gibson. (Oooh, Charles sounds so much more distinguished than Charlie.) No full episodes here of their nightly news offering but there are plenty of clips available for your viewing pleasure.

If the feminine delivery is more to your liking, CBS provides full episodes of their Evening News with Katie Couric. They too offer up a ton of clips and I feel their site is the easiest to navigate and best to look at. I guess they have to do something to get them to watch their news star.

Sadly, CNN and FOX News offer nothing in the way of competition. Both of these cable networks' video sections are clunky and unappealing. Talk about having to pick your way around to find what you're looking for! If you're looking for specific American programming, steer clear of these sites and check out the big three networks first.

It's unfortunate that all of these networks don't provide better websites. Just think of the money they spend on their "popular" programming and then think of what they could be doing when it comes to providing news on the web. Thankfully though, they're not the only places to get news online.

I have a quick question for those of you reading on here and would love for you to perhaps point me straight.

What is up with The Mole? I understand the basics of the show from watching it the first time it aired way back when but I never really liked it. To be honest, I probably only watched three or four episodes before I gave up on it. And that was after leaving the fine Anderson Cooper in the dust. I definitely didn't watch any of the celebrity editions that came after that.

Why would I want to watch this show now in its current state? I love The Amazing Race but The Mole seems like it would be cheesy especially when you combine the saboteur angle with it all.

Somebody? Anybody? If you're a fan of this show please tell me why I should be watching it.

After showing you all that is and isn't available when it comes to online television viewing on the networks' websites, it's time for me to wrap this series up. But before I go, I'm going to tell you about some sites you can go to online to legally watch an assortment of full TV episodes. I'm not talking about just from one network either! I also want to tell you about a few services that are available to you if you're interested in taking your favorite shows on the go.

Without a doubt, the biggest free site you can go to is Hulu. Hulu is jointly owned by NBC and News Corp and offers up a gajoogle of programming including full television episodes and even full-length movies. Hulu also distributes its videos on sites such as Fancast (a Comcast site), AOL Television, and Yahoo TV.

While you could go to any of those linked sites and find most of the same programming, I highly recommend you watch through Hulu itself because of the features it offers its users. Like any of the videos on YouTube, Hulu offers you the ability to embed an entire show (or even a clip you make yourself) into any place on the web you want like your personal website, your MySpace, and even in forum posts. If you're watching on Hulu you also have the cool ability to lower the background lights on the page you're viewing as well as popping the video out so that it's in a window all by itself. You also have the ability to email the video to somebody if you'd prefer.

Because of News Corp and NBC's partnership regarding this site, many videos are from NBC and FOX but they also offer up a ton of extra shows. There are too many for me to name but let's just say that you can find everything from sports games and shows to network favorites (past and present) to tons of cable programming. Go check it out for yourself!

If the free options in this post and previous ones have been exhausted and you're still looking for a particular show, you have a few more options. The next place you can check out is Amazon. Perhaps you didn't know this but you can download music, movies, and even television shows from them. You can choose to either rent or purchase programming using their Unbox feature.

Besides being perfect for you if your favorite show is there and nowhere else, it's also a great option if you want to download a show to maybe watch on your laptop later where you might have no internet access. Amazon does offer some free programming but not much so prepare to pay for most of what they offer. The price of a single TV episode is $1.99. You may consider that a lot for just one episode but that's the going rate of convenience on Amazon and on other pay sites.

Speaking of other pay sites, if you have an iPod that is capable of playing video or a Zune then you are no doubt aware of your respective music stores (iTunes and Marketplace). They offer much more than music though. Go on over to their video sections and check out what they offer. If you'd like to carry your shows around with you on something smaller than a laptop and don't mind the smaller screens then this may be an option for you when it comes to portability.

Do you commute to work or have a road trip ahead of you? Check out iTunes if you have an iPod or the Marketplace if you have a Zune and see what they have available. When it comes to watching shows, you can't use an iPod to watch video from the Marketplace and vice versa so keep that in mind. Like Amazon, the price of a single episode on iTunes is $1.99 and the Marketplace is 160 points (the equivalent of $1.99).

What if you don't have a Zune or iPod but still want to carry your shows around with you on something smaller than the laptop? Well remember Amazon Unbox that I told you about earlier? If you have a portable media device like an Archos, Creative Zen, or Sansa View then you're in luck! You can put the shows that you download from Amazon Unbox onto that device instead. You can find a full list of supported devices supported by Amazon Unblox here.

I hope that this series has been an informative one for you. My plan with this set of posts was to make more people aware of the different choices they have out there when it comes to watching "television". Watching video online or on your portable media player might not make you want to dump your cable subscription or turn in the DVR but at least you know about the alternatives you have.

In Parts 1 and 2 of this series, I informed you of the online options you had for viewing full episodes of some of your favorite shows on ABC, CBS, and FOX. In this Part 3, I'll tell you about what NBC has to offer as well as some of your other favorite channels. Strap in because it's going to be a bumpy ride!

The only rival CBS has when it comes to the sheer amount of programming available online is NBC. Are you a fan of Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien? If so, you'll be happy to know you can catch up with those late night leaders right from NBC's video page. What about shows like The Office, My Name Is Earl, or Heroes? You can watch those too along with other NBC favorites like Chuck, Las Vegas, American Gladiators, and Friday Night Lights. Like CBS, you can also watch some classic TV programming at NBC's site as well. There's The Alfred Hitchcock Hour and Buck Rogers to The A-Team and Miami Vice available for you to watch again or even discover for the very first time.

The quality of all of the videos offered is pretty decent and, except for having to watch a thirty-second ad at the beginning of each episode and several times throughout, the experience is OK. NBC really pushes a service they offer called NBC Direct that allows you to download episodes to your computer to watch later when you're not connected to the internet. That's great and all but if you click on the link while watching Miami Vice, for example, what you get won't be that episode of Miami's famous crime-fighting duo. Instead, you'll discover that you can only use NBC Direct with the a few shows. Expect to really only be able it to use it to watch Jay Leno and Conan though. Overall, NBC's site isn't that disappointing but one of its biggest downfalls for me is that they don't offer any of the Law & Order full episodes or even Saturday Night Live up for viewing.

The baby network, The CW, offers very little on its site right now. That is especially frustrating because just six months ago they offered up so many more shows. Going to their video section you'll really only find full episodes of Everybody Hates Chris, Beauty And The Geek, and Girlfriends available for viewing. They used to offer Smallville and Gossip Girl but they've taken those shows away from their fans online. In fact, the CW caused a little mini revolt with their fans when they recently chose to remove Gossip Girl. Stupidly, they think only the fans are going to be the ones to suffer from that action.

When it comes to watching full episodes put out by the higher up cable channels, it's a real hit but mostly miss experience. There are clunky and bloated sites with a fairly good amount of available shows to pretty and streamlined sites with next to nothing on them. Well, at least when it comes to full episodes of anything. While that is to be expected because of their cable status, some of these channels don't even throw their viewers a single bone. Not a bone that I can find anyway.

Not surprisingly, MTV comes out way on top when it comes to the amount of popular present and past programming offered online. To check out their offerings, follow that link I just posted and find the show you're interested in. Once you're at that show's main page, you can find its full episodes available by clicking on the corresponding link on the left side of the page. MTV offers everything from The Hills, The Real World, True Life, and The Paper to even Two-A-Days and Beavis & Butt-Head.

You would expect VH1 to follow MTV's lead in this arena but that's not the case. Sadly, most of what VH1 serves up are only short clips. The few shows that are able to be watched in their entirety are split up into sections. I don't really have a problem with a site splitting up a show because I'm sure it helps with their site's operational costs but at least offer up a few of the popular shows.

The USA network does offer some of their most popular original programming with Monk and Psych. But that's half of their online offerings. You got it, they only offer four different shows. A&E offers only four shows itself. Three of them are viewer favorites though: Intervention, The First 48, and Gene Simmons Family Jewels. What a bummer that Inked or Crime 360 aren't offered.

LifetimeTV doesn't do too bad of a job. Their selection includes shows like How To Look Good Naked, America's Psychic Challenge, and Matched In Manhattan along with several others. The Discovery channel, TLC, and Animal Planet all receive failing grades by only offering four shows between them. And to watch any of those four shows you have to use their special player. If you're a fan of The Alaska Experiment, Verminators, What Not To Wear, or Groomer Has It then perhaps it's worth it to you.

Those of you with young children are probably already familiar with The Disney Channel's and Nickelodeon's horrible websites. Talk about blinding you with their graphics and slowing your computer to a crawl! But if your kid is clamoring for some Hannah Montana, Corey In The House, or That's So Raven it's their for their viewing on Disney's site. Are they a SpongeBob SquarePants fan? They can find that sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea right here.

Back to more adult programming, the amount of online programming offered by the SciFi channel and TNT is embarrassingly slim. Both of them may as well not put up any shows online at all. The SciFi channel offers a single episode of Ghost Hunters and only a few episodes of Battlestar Galactica along with five episodes of some show called Eureka. And TNT? You can forget about watching The Closer or Saving Grace online legally. Only if you're a fan of Charmed will you be happy.

One of my favorite channels, the History channel, offers five shows online. If you're a fan of Ax Men and UFO Hunters you'll be happy but if you're a fan of Ice Road Truckers like I am then you'd better remember to watch or record them when they are televised. The History channel's saving grace, if you will, is their overall website. There is so much outside of television programming offered online that I find myself at their site at least twice a week. The same goes with NatGeo (National Geographic) even though they only offer clips of shows. But both of these sites are so nicely designed that I find it hard to tear myself away from them once I'm there.

Do you have an interest in a particular program or channel that I didn't cover? Search for their website using your favorite search engine and see how well you fare. Post back here with a comment and let me know how successful you were in your search. I'm sure others would love to know what you were able to come across.

Tomorrow, I'm going to wrap up this series by going over some sites that you can go to and legally find a ton of programming all in one shot. For those of you interested in watching your shows on the go, I'll point out some options that may be available to you. Until then everybody!

Game shows were a staple of daytime television twenty to forty years ago. Situated on either side of their soap opera programming blocks, housewives and school-aged children on summer break couldn't get enough of watching the common man have a go at some riches. Daytime game shows have mostly been pushed aside in favor of talk shows but after an almost twenty year absence, one of the oldest game shows made it's return to television this week.

Million Dollar Password debuted Sunday evening on CBS and I must say that I really enjoyed it. This updated version of the original Password kept enough of what made the original a ratings hit yet amped it up enough for the modern viewing audience.

Regis Philbin is the host and guides two contestants and their celebrity partners through two main rounds of competition. In the elimination round, the celebrity begins by giving clues to their non-celebrity partner so that they can guess the "password". For each password they guess correctly they get a point. Then the non-celebrity contestant gives clues to the celebrity and after that the celebrities swap partners. The team that wins the most points by the end of this round advances to the bonus round where the contestant has a shot at winning a million dollars.

The bonus round begins by trying to guess five out of ten passwords to win $10,000. If successful, the contestant can choose to continue on to the $25,000 round where they have to guess five out of nine passwords. If they make it through this round, the contestant wins the $25,000 and won't leave the show with anything less. But why stop there? They can take their chances with harder passwords, fewer clues, and fewer passes to move up the ladder and win $50,000, $100,000, $250,000 and finally $1,000,000.

Rachel Ray and Neil Patrick Harris were the two celebrities this week and they did a surprisingly good job. Neil Patrick Harris was the lucky one that advanced to the bonus round in both games this week but fell short in guessing the word "fiasco" with his second partner. The guy had a shot at walking away with $100,000 but chose to press on for $250,000. I must say that I had no idea which three clues I would give so that my partner came up with "fiasco" even though I had plenty of suggestions for the other passwords of the evening.

Million Dollar Password airs Sundays on CBS at 8:00 PM ET/7:00 PM CT. I definitely see myself sitting with clenched fists and yelling out words at next week's show. If you missed this week's premiere, you can catch it on the show's official site. You can also watch some clips from upcoming episodes. Hooray for a Betty White appearance!

In Part 1 of this series I introduced you to the world of watching television programming online. I reviewed ABC's offerings and told you I would cover the available programming offered by CBS and FOX in the next part of the series. Well here I am and there you are so let's get crackin'!

CBS offers up a ton of programming on its site. For a list of every show they provide online you can go here. As you'll see, they offer everything from daytime soap operas like The Young & The Restless and As The World Turns to the late night shows with David Letterman and Craig Ferguson. Did you miss today's The Price Is Right? They have that as well.

If you're a fan of old school programming, you won't be disappointed. Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Family Ties, The Love Boat, Perry Mason, and even The Twilight Zone are just some of the older shows that are offered! Of course, you won't miss out on any current programming. The trio of CSIs, Criminal Minds (I love this show!), Without A Trace, How I Met Your Mother are available as will be the new take on the old game show Million Dollar Password.

Episodes are streamed in a very familiar way (think YouTube) and there is nothing to install unlike ABC. There aren't too many frills offered for online viewers but if all you want to do is catch the last couple of episodes of Survivor then it's perfect for you. The video quality is good but I don't feel it's any better than ABC or the other networks and you can watch the videos in Internet Explorer as well as Firefox and other alternate browsers. You can post episode links on your MySpace or Facebook by using their Bookmarks button under the video pane or email the video link to a friend, family member, or even yourself if you'd rather watch it later on perhaps a different computer. When it comes to the ads inserted into the video, they're short if they exist at all. Sometimes the episode will have ads and sometimes it doesn't. I find that weird but I have absolutely no complaints about it!

FOX doesn't offer up the grand assortment that CBS and ABC does but it has a few features that the sites I've covered so far don't have. Click here and you'll find the shows that FOX provides online. House, Hell's Kitchen, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Moment of Truth, and even Cops are just some of the shows available to watch online.

As with CBS, there's nothing extra to install and I'd put the quality of video between ABC and CBS up to this point. The little extra features FOX offers though makes them really shine. One of my favorite features is dimming the lights. If you move your cursor over the video you'll see various options on either side of the player window. On the right side you'll see the option to dim the lights. Click that and the brightness on the rest of the page will be lowered but will leave the video you're watching at it's proper lighting. It really makes watching the episode that much more nicer to me.

Another option lets you share an episode or a clip of an episode with others. You can email the episode link to somebody (or yourself) but even better, you can choose just a section of the episode to send. You set the start and end times and send it off. It's perfect for when you want somebody to just watch that that one hilarious segment or the last few minutes of a show that got cut off on your DVR when you recorded it. Another thing you can do on FOX's site that you can't do on ABC or CBS is to read comments that others have left about that episode. Those are further down on the page and you can even leave your own comment if you want but of course you'll have to register to do what they call "rate and review".

Navigating to older episodes is not as intuitive as other sites though. Where you would usually find a link or arrow to click on to access more episodes you just get blue dots instead. Click on those blue dots on the right side under the video pane to scroll through to older episodes. As internet-literate as I am, it took me over five trips to their web site on different occasions to figure that out. However, the biggest downfall of FOX's online programming is the time it takes them to put it online for viewing. Where ABC waits until midnight to put it up and CBS usually gets the episode up the same day, FOX will not upload the episode until eight days after it was originally broadcast. That's fine if you want to go back and watch a complete season but not fine if you want to watch that latest show that everybody was talking about at work that day.

I've gone over the online programming offered by three networks so far but haven't really touched on why anybody would choose to watch it on the even smaller screen. So let's go through some scenarios shall we? You're on your lunch break and really want to watch that episode of How I Met Your Mother that everybody's talking about at work because Britney Spears was on it. As long as your workplace doesn't have a problem with you watching it on their computer, why not go for it? It's a Saturday afternoon and your kid(s) want to play their favorite movie or video game on the big screen in the living room. Why not catch the latest episode of Desperate Housewives on your laptop while relaxing in bed?

What about if you have three shows that you want to watch but they're all airing at the 8:00 prime time hour. Watch what you want to live as it airs, pick a second show to record on your DVR, and then use your computer later to watch what you missed and couldn't record. Of course, just make sure those shows will be available online first! There are so many different scenarios but you'll recognize quite quickly how watching TV online could help make your life easier. The next time you find yourself wishing you'd been able to watch that show, check that show's website online at the network's site. Your wish just might come true!

Tomorrow in Part 3 of this four-part series, I'll review NBC's online programming. I'll also go over the offerings provided by the smaller network staples as well as some of the most popular cable channels higher up in the programming guide. So don't tune out just yet!

I'm going to tell you one of my dirty little secrets straight up: I watch a ton of television. Everything from reality shows to mainstream serial dramas to programming about the pyramids and even tawdry entertainment gossip shows. I seriously watch it all. While my secret may be shocking to you it's definitely no shock to any of my family, friends, and co-workers. They kid me quite often about it and I don't mind because I take solace in knowing that I am the person they go to when it comes to anything involving television programming.

Why am I telling you all of this? Because I all too often have the following conversation with people.

Them: Have you been watching *insert name of show here*?
Me: Yes! Did you see the latest episode?
Them: No, I missed it because of *insert reason here*!
Me: Oh my goodness! It was *insert adjective here*!
Them: Really? What happened?
Me: Well, he/she did this/that and so forth!
Them: I wish I could have seen it.
Me: Hey, did you know you can probably watch it online?
Them: I can? How do I do that?

That's the point in the conversation where I usually explain to them how they should go to that network's web site and see if they offer that show up for viewing online. The comment I usually get to that is, "Wow, I never thought about that."

I used to have this horrible inside reaction at that remark but I soon realized that many people aren't aware of exactly how much legal, and usually free, television programming is available to them online. Most all television networks, including the big boys like ABC and FOX, offer an impressive collection of programming at the click of a mouse.

I'm writing this four-part series because I want to show you exactly how much is truly out there. I'll be providing links as we go so prepare to provide the favorites or bookmarks in your browser with a little extra company. I will be giving you the good, the bad, and the ugly of each site as well as some helpful hints. And don't worry about me pushing one particular site over another down your throat because even though the programming is the network's decision, the decision to watch is ultimately yours. As my series of posts progress, I'll also be pointing out some advantages and disadvantages of watching television programming online and even go over some portable options that might be available to you.

Now that you're ready, let's check out the offerings. Why don't we start with ABC since they come first alphabetically?

There's no doubt that ABC has some of the most popular shows going right now. Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives? You can watch their complete episodes for free online! The Bachelorette, Jimmy Kimmel Live, or Samantha Who? more your style? ABC has those for your viewing pleasure as well. For a full listing of complete episodes they offer go here. Psst, that was a bookmark alert! But don't forget about ABC's main site link because you can watch tons of extra programming for each show if you just go to that show's section.

Before you can watch any of the complete episodes at ABC's site, you'll first have to install their player on your computer. Don't worry though. It doesn't require you to create an account and login or put extra icons on your desktop or muddy up your start menu (assuming you're using Windows). It's a simple, quick, and painless procedure that you will only have to do once and will have you ready to view your show in a matter of minutes that very first time you launch their viewer from their web site. One note: if you're on a dial-up connection, I don't recommend trying any of this on ABC's or any other network's site. Your experience is much more likely to be a favorable one if you have a DSL or cable connection to the internet.

Now that you have ABC's player installed, you can begin watching your show. Your episode will begin with an ad but you can "click to continue" to your programming after ten seconds. If you're watching what would normally be an hour-long show, the episode will contain approximately three to four short ads spaced throughout. If it's any consolation to you, I consider ABC's ads to be the best of the four major networks. And what's watching approximately two to three minutes worth of advertising over the length of that show compared to the almost twenty minutes you get when watching it live as it airs?

Once your episode is playing, you'll have four options when it comes to the size of the viewing area in the lower right corner of the video: mini, normal, big, and full screen. The quality of the video will depend on your internet connection and the monitor you're on but don't be afraid to play around with the different sizes offered to find what suits you the best. You also have your standard mute and pause buttons if you're interrupted by a child needing attention or an urgent phone call from the mother-in-law. When you're finished with that episode, proceed to the next or go on to another show. Easy peasy!

I don't recall ever having a problem with the streaming video quality on ABC's site. However, the problem I do have with ABC's player is that it doesn't always play nice with my Internet Explorer (IE) web browser. So to get around that, I usually load it up in Firefox. If you're not familiar with Firefox, all it is is a different kind of browser to use with the internet. It's free for everybody to use and I actually use it more than I do the standard Internet Explorer browser which comes on Windows computers. I'm not going to bore you with any further details but I highly recommend using Firefox to watch ABC's shows online if Internet Explorer is not doing the trick for you.

Overall, I find that ABC's player is one of the best out there. Very decent ads and the content of the shows they offer doesn't hurt either. High definition (HD) Lost on my computer is quite nice if I've forgotten to record it on my DVR or simply want to re-watch it later.

Join me back here tomorrow for Part 2 where I'll go over watching the programming offered online by CBS and FOX as well as discussing why watching any sort of television programming on a computer would even be an attractive option. I'm sure some of you are wondering about that!

Welcome all to my Best Reality Of 2007 list! Grab a bit of your favorite drink and reminisce with me over some of my (and perhaps your) favorite reality TV characters and moments of this year.

10. Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas' elimination from Dancing With The Stars
Honestly, who saw that coming? She had been a favorite from the very beginning and had been pegged by tons of people to go to the finals. That evening, it was between them and Cameron & Edyta being eliminated. When Tom announced that it would be Sabrina & Mark leaving, the audience gasped in disbelief. The judges were absolutely shocked. I was stunned myself. When the show ended, the internet was on fire with fans threatening to never watch the show again. This was easily one of the biggest upsets of the entire year.

9. Elodie's leaving Heidi out to dry on The Hills
You'll surely remember this moment if you're a fan of LC and the gang. Let's set the scene up shall we? It had been Heidi and Spencer's anniversary and he'd been ragging on her to go out and celebrate because she kept putting it off blaming work. Finally, Spencer had had enough and put her his foot down so Heidi asked Elodie (this after Heidi stole the job that Elodie had been going for) if she would cover for her at the Emmys so they could go celebrate. Elodie told her yes and and the rest was history. Unknown to Heidi, that day was Elodie's last day and there was no way in hell that she'd be covering Heidi's ass. Heidi got the call at dinner that nobody was there to cover the event and that she was needed immediately. Adios Spencer! I gots to go -- again!

8. Britney Spears' performance at the VMA's
OK, I know this isn't technically reality TV but there's no way in the world I could leave this off my list. I remember when there was video leaked of Britney's routine the day before the awards show because we all gathered around to watch at work. Some of us thought Britney might be back to her old self again on stage because, after all, there wasn't much else going for her in her life at the time. Others thought she would make a fool of herself. Well, she did indeed make a fool of herself and it was all anybody was talking about the next day. It was so deliciously awful that I couldn't stop watching it over and over and over again while giggling hysterically.

7. Marie Osmond's fainting on Dancing With The Stars
Yes, another DWTS moment! There was tons of drama this season on DWTS and this was definitely the top water cooler gossip the next morning. Her partner, Jonathan, and herself were standing before the judges awaiting their critiques when she suddenly dropped to the floor in a huge thud. Tom and Jonathan knelt by her side while the audience cheered. To the audience's credit, they hadn't realized what had happened yet. Meanwhile, the judges stood slack-jawed wondering what was going on. Tom eventually cut to what would be the longest commercial break in the show's history while us viewers were wondering if Marie was OK. But of course, she was fine and the show went on.

6. The "thing" that was Amber Tomcavage on Big Brother 8
I tried to just pick out one particular Amber moment for my 2007 list but I just couldn't. Could I have picked her swearing on her daughter's life? Sure, but then I would be leaving out her going ballistic on Eric. Could I have picked her pitiful "date" with Mike that went on and on and on? Of course, but then I would be omitting her talk of using drugs and lying to her boyfriend about getting an abortion. What about her constant crying and eventual constant praying to God? Yeah, but then I would be leaving out her anti-semitic comments about Jews' noses and their money. And who could forget one of Amber's best lines of the entire season, "Bless you God." Yes Whaamber, you were definitely America's Sweetheart.

5. Brad Womack's rejection of his final ladies on The Bachelor
I had stopped watching Brad on The Bachelor about halfway through the season because I just couldn't stand him anymore. He was hot but he was about as exciting as a saltine cracker. I did watch the finale though and I must say that I never saw that coming. He'd picked out a ring and everything. Then what does he go and do? He dumps both DeAnna and Jenni and sends them on their way. Some would say he made the right decision. I suppose so because otherwise he'd have broken up with the one he chose a couple of weeks later anyway. The best part in all of this though was finding out that the producers never even knew that he was planning on doing this and were shocked just as much as we were. Perhaps he's more of a Ritz cracker after all.

4. Yau-Man won a truck and gave it up to Dreamz in Survivor Fiji
I really liked Yau-Man but I didn't like this decision by him at all. It was down to six remaining survivors and Yau-Man won the reward challenge netting him a brand new Ford truck. He told Dreamz he'd give him the truck if Dreamz won immunity and gave it over to him when it was down to the final four. Dreamz won immunity and didn't give it up. He didn't give the truck back either. Yau-Man's time on Fiji was over. It was a couple of very intriguing episodes watching this all play out and, in the end, I was really glad that Dreamz didn't win the whole shebang and he was shown for who he really was in the end.

3. The Diamond known as Dustin on Celebrity Fit Club
This guy was an utter ass on this show and it made the show so much fun to watch! The premise of the show is to throw a bunch of overweight "B" and "C-listers" together and have them lose weight. Dustin, better known as Screech from Saved By The Bell, was one of the most pompous asses to hit the reality TV airwaves this season. His special diet of pizza and beer, his constant fighting with Harvey, and his use of "fat burners" made for television that you couldn't tear your eyes away from. But let's not forget his most shining moment -- threatening to "satisfy" fellow contestant Kimberly Locke (from American Idol) with a "toy" designed after his own "member". If that wasn't class, then I don't know what is. Shine on Dustin! Shine on!

2. Dick Donato and Big Brother 8
Speaking of class, this creature had none of it. He made it work for him though and, combined with winning challenges when needed, was able to keep himself around for the final two where he ultimately won. He beat out his drama queen daughter Daniele by doing more of the dirty work than she did. By far, Dick was the biggest ass to have ever been in the Big Brother house and, like Amber, there was no way I could pick just one moment to cover here. Remember beating the pots and pants over Dustin's head? Remember pouring tea over Jen's head? Remember his picking fights with almost everybody in the house? Remember his threatening behavior and vile language? Best of all, remember the fight between Jen and Dick over his cigarettes? Ah, those were the days. I didn't like him but I could never say that he didn't bring excitement to the show. It would have been awful boring without him.

1. Sanjaya's continued presence on American Idol
It was because of this farce of a singer/performer that I stopped watching American Idol last season so, for that, he's at the top of my 2007 list. I definitely was not a Fanjaya and began literally hating the show more and more each week that he was on. Between his ever-changing hair styles (that made him look like a clown) and the "crying girl" (that made me want to puke), I blame Sanjaya for single-handedly bringing down last season's American Idol. Do you even remember who won? Was it Blake? Was it Melinda? Was it Jordin? Who knows and who really cares? It was Sanjaya that stole the spotlight and all that I really remember of the show. That's too bad. I sincerely hope that the Sanjaya days are behind us.

What reality moments would you have included on my list? Who do you think was the biggest reality character this year and why? What would you say about the overall state of reality television in the year 2007?

I definitely can't wait for 2008! I'm sure it'll be bigger and better!

Writing a post filled with heart-wrenching emotion about what I'm thankful for could be compared to Rosie O'Donnell trying to wear one of Paris Hilton's little sparkly dresses -- it just wouldn't fit. So pouring the few sappy feelings I have left in me (no doubt due to almost decades of reality television viewing) onto this website would be a waste. I might need those feelings in the future and you don't want me to blame you for me using them up now do you? I didn't think so. While I'm most definitely thankful for the health of my family and friends and for being blessed with another year absent of personal catastrophes, I'd rather go over four things in particular I'm thankful for in this grand year of 2007.

The new teenaged girl working the express lane at my local grocery store. There used to be this one lady that always seemed to be manning the register for that lane. I didn't like her very much. She would always let the people that had more than 15 items go through. I'm not talking 16, 17, or even 20 items (yes I do count and you know you count too). I'm talking about people with full shopping carts. She would look at their cart and invite them to place their groceries on the magical moving belt. That would be fine and everything if I wasn't standing behind that person with my measly 7 items. The new girl? She'll tell people to go to another checkout lane. So new girl (sorry I can't remember your name), I'm thankful for you.

The new cell phone tower in my neighborhood. You must be thinking I'm out of my mind but really, I'm not. Most people think a huge honker of a cell phone tower is an eyesore, especially if it's in their neighborhood. Not me. I heart my greatly improved cell phone reception so much. No longer do I have to find that "special spot" in my bedroom just so that I can hold a conversation for longer than three seconds. I welcomed my radiation-emitting overlord into the neighborhood and I wave at him every single day. You rock my world cell phone tower and for that, I'm thankful for you.

Podcasts. I know that podcasts are nothing new but they were new to me in January. After buying my Zune (I love my Zune so back off maniacal iPod fanboys), a friend recommended a couple of podcasts for me and I fell in love. I honestly don't know how I would make it through work every day if I didn't have them. Who needs mindless mainstream radio full of commercials? Not me. I prefer being entertained in my head. It's wonderful to sit at work and learn new things about subjects that interest me from people who actually know what they're talking about. They also distract me from the fellow in the corner cubicle who is constantly sniffling his nose and making water sounds (please don't ask). So to the podcasters across the internet, I'm thankful for you.

Sharp knives. After living with a set of old hand-me-down knives for more than a decade, I finally bit the bullet and bought a grown-up and modern set of knives. Don't ask what took me so long to do this because I have no clue. I remember the first time I used the big chef's knife in the set as if it were yesterday. I was slicing some red onion for the chicken pesto pizza I was making when all of a sudden it slipped out of my hand. I tried to grab it before it hit the floor. Bad idea. Seven stitches and three hours later, I was back at home trying to make a sandwich with one hand. But the knives are really sharp and there hasn't been an incident since that April evening. Shorter prep times and clean cuts (even including my right thumb) are wonderful so to my sharp knives, I'm thankful for you.

May each and every one of you out there have a fantastic and safe Thanksgiving holiday. Try not to eat too much. I also recommend letting the knife hit the floor instead of grabbing it in midair.