The Amazing Race: Please Lord, Give Me Milk!
This week's episode of The Amazing Race began with us being told that Ronald had to be treated for a hernia he developed during the bike challenge in the previous leg. He decided to continue on in the race anyway even though he was in pain and would have difficulty in physical tasks. With that announcement out of the way, it was time for the nine remaining teams to leave Durgerdam, The Netherlands and begin the next leg of the race.
The teams have to catch a taxi to the Amsterdam airport where they would begin their 3,000-mile trek to Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso (please say that five times really fast) in West Africa. Once there, they would have to find the train station and then find the clue box. Lorena & Jason were the first team to leave with Nathan & Jennifer and Shana & Jennifer right behind them. You know how the teams read the card that tells them where they're going right before they take off? Well, it was a blast listening to them mangle the pronunciation of that city. I replayed that part a few times just to laugh at them over and over again. I could laugh though because I wasn't the one having to say it.
As the rest of the teams were still leaving the previous pit stop, the first pairs were arriving at the airport and beginning to purchase their tickets. There would be two planes (departing forty minutes apart) taking the teams to Paris where there was just one flight to Ouagadougou. If any of the teams missed that flight then they would be in a heap of trouble because there was just one flight to leave for Ouagadougou each day. The blondes and Lorena & Jason were able to get their ticket but Nathan & Jennifer had to go on a waiting list. Meanwhile, the other teams were getting to the airport and buying their tickets for the second plane to Paris. Fortunately for Nathan & Jennifer though, they were able to get on the first flight and off it went. The second flight was delayed due to mechanical problems and didn't take off until after the first flight had already landed so they were all worried they would miss the connecting flight and be 24 hours behind the first three teams.
Nathan & Jennifer were the first pair to score their tickets to Africa and it seemed they would be the only ones to make the flight. But you know how The Amazing Race goes; the other pairs on the first plane finally found the gate and the second plane landed in Paris in just enough time for them to make the flight. They're all even now.
Once in Africa, the teams grabbed taxis to take them to the train station so that they could get their next clue. The blondes got scammed by a taxi driver but then they were stupid to have given him a big bill and expect the correct change back. There went 1,000 francs down the drain. After listening to them make the crack about being sold for money while in the cab, you just had to chuckle when the taxi driver laughed evilly at them after arguing over the change. Nathan & Jennifer were the first pair to the clue box at the train station and learned that the teams would now have to take a train to Bingo (in the middle of the savannah) and find the next clue box that would tell them what to do. All of the teams arrived at the train station only to find that the ticket counter wouldn't be open until 6:00 AM so once again they were all caught up. The producers did treat us though to a clip from that night of Grandpa (Donald) remarking how hot Julia was and then Julia asking him to dance.
While on the train to Bingo, the blondes complained of the smell, the flies, and the trash while others took in the sites and were amazed that they were even in Africa. After getting off the train in the middle of nowhere (Bingo), the teams came upon the clue box which contained a Road Block. Who was ready to work up a thirst? One person in each pair had to milk a camel. That's right. They would have to fill a bowl to a certain line with camel's milk and then drink it to receive their next clue. If their camel ran dry while milking, they would have to wait until the other teams had finished milking their camel and then they would be able to use those camels. This will be fun!
Grandpa, TK, and Lorena begin the milking and almost immediately Lorena begins freaking out because she's afraid of the animal. It was absolutely hysterical! While TK, Donald, Christina, and Vyxsin finish up their tasks and leave, Lorena was losing her mind. Azaria and Nathan weren't doing too swell either but at least they were staying relatively calm. Lorena's camel would kick the bowl causing Lorena to spill the milk which would then cause Lorena to cry and scream. The pairs that were leaving had to now lead four camels along a path to waiting nomads who would give them their next clue.
Nathan finished up just when Lorena's camel ran out of milk. Julia and Jennifer (in the blonde team) had their camels run out of milk and then Azaria's ran out of milk too. Props, by the way, to the all of the camel-pooping clips. Thank goodness I hadn't eaten dinner yet. As they switch to camels that still had some milk left in them, the first teams were handing their four camels off to the nomads and getting their next clue. It's a Detour: Teach It or Learn It. The teams had to choose whether to teach a local child 10 English words for common items or to learn 10 Moré words for common items.
TK & Rachel (in 1st place) and Ronald & Christina (in 5th) chose to teach while Nathan & Jennifer (in 2nd), Kynt & Vyxsin (in 3rd), and Nicolas and Donald (in 4th) chose to learn it. As the teams were learning and teaching in the schoolhouses, the blondes and Azaria & Hendekea finished their camel-milking and caught up to the others in the Detour. Yes, Julia and Lorena are still milking. Azaria & Hendekea totally blew away the other pairs in the task and got their clue for the next pit stop. The teams would have to follow a marked path to a small tribal community outside of Bingo where they would meet Phil and find out their fates.
A major storm begins blowing through as the teams are trying to get their tasks done. Azaria & Hendekea are the first to meet Phil under an umbrella and win a fabulous five-night trip for two to the Elbow Beach Resort in Bermuda. Finally, Julia finishes milking her camel and Marianna and herself take off for the schools. Lorena's still fighting with her camel. Come on already Lorena! Y'all are in last place! Lorena switched to Julia's camel, gets her milk, gulps it down, and her and Jason take off in a run with their camels in tow.
Meanwhile, the teams at the school are finally finishing up and leaving for the pit stop. Five of the teams make a dash for Phil and arrive at Phil's mat at almost the same time. TK & Rachel finish in second; Nathan & Jennifer finish in third; Kynt & Vyxsin finish in fourth; Ronald & Christina finish in fifth; and Nicolas & Donald finish in sixth. Shana & Jennifer finish up at the school and come in seventh. They thought they were in last place and Jennifer began crying before Phil even told them they were safe. She's not ready to go home just yet.
Marianna & Julia and Lorena & Jason are in basically a tie at the school with both teams trying to learn their words as quickly as possible. Lorena & Jason barely finish before Marianna & Julia and both teams are running as fast as they could to get to Phil. Lorena & Jason won the foot race though and finished in eighth place. Marianna & Julia were the last time to arrive and were eliminated. The sisters told Phil the race was hard but they were glad they did it. They are now off to join the other eliminated pairs at the villa in Portugal.
Next week, the teams put their dancing skills to the test with some tough critics and Shana & Jennifer make a controversial decision. Whatever the blondes do seem to tick off Lorena & Jason who say they're going to screw over the blondes.
I really liked this week's episode. I was amazed that Ronald was able to do as good a job as he did with his hernia. I was also surprised to see Nicolas & Donald so close to the front for most of the race. I was kinda sad about Marianna & Julia going but I'd rather them go than Lorena & Jason. Nathan & Jennifer seem to be able to bounce back quickly enough but TK & Rachel are looking to be the team to beat. Of course, the scenes with Lorena breaking down at the milking were the best of the night! What did you think about this week's episode?

Once again, the Amazing Race was amazing.
Early in the epsiode my wife asked me if the second plane to Paris' group of people were a day late would the other three teams have a day lead for the rest of the game. My wife by the way is now watching only here third season of TAR.
I explained that there would likely be a thing where they had to wait for something to open to group the back together. Sure enough, the train station didn't open until the following morning.
The topic of bunching up was also touched upon when four or five teams all finished together and Phil commenmted "after thousads of miles, you all get here together!"
My well-traveled roommate walked in while I was watching and she asked where they were. When I told her Burkina Faso, she hadn't even heard of it!
If I had to milk a camel, I would totally have acted just like Lorena. Poor girl.
I thought that it was interesting that more often than not they called the camel they were milking "he." Ummm...
I hope the blondes get out soon. Their utter disrespect for the culture makes me sick.
The interesting thing about the bunching of the teams is that the first team in the bunch seems to lead the rest astray. When will they learn that they have to follow the clues for themselves?
I think that Azaria & Hendekea might be the team to beat! Both are young, in good shape, able to make friends with locals, and are smart enough to be engineers. I like this team quite a lot.
I don't know what it is about Africa, but it seems to show the worst side of many of the contestants. Although people have complained before of the train situation (getting pinched) in India, it doesn't seem to spark off the derogatory remarks that are made in Africa. I hope that the blondes go soon. That little dig about being sold as slaves seemed quite racist to me.
Kudos to Grandpa for having a good time. I'm starting to really like this guy. He's funny, and appreciates life.
Assuming that they had actually seen the show before, wouldn't you think that the blondes would have been a bit less upset about the conditions on the train!?!?! What did they expect after all? What spoiled princesses. I was actually glad to see them get ripped off by the taxi driver... they probably aren't used to paying their own fares since they act like the type of girls who have everything provided for them because they are "cute".
As far as Lorena losing it... if she gets that emotional over milking a camel just imagine how useless she would be in a real emergency situation. I hope Jason realistically understands what he is letting himself in for in the future if he marries her. He'll be living with hysteria for years.
I didn't like seeing the sisters go home. I bet they are regretting telling Lorena to find a camel with a baby to find one with milk. I think that if they hadn't told her that she would still be there crying over the camel milking! I guess that just goes to show you that being nice doesn't pay off in this game!
I didn't feel sorry for Ronald at all. He was such a pain in the ass the last week toward his daughter that I can only think his hernia pain was karma biting him back. At least this time he did acknowledge that he needs to listen to his daughter more.
I thought it was so funny when the contestants were trying to teach the words to their students by mimicing things like throwing a lasso and how high a skyscraper is. They just assume that everyone in the whole wide world is familiar with our culture! I'd probably end up doing the same thing out of nervousness but I still think it was funny.
It was really nice to see Jason stand there and encourge or just say nothing at all to Lorena as she continually tried to milk her camel. Could imagine if it was Jonathan and Victoria. It was nice to see a true gentleman respect his partner.
I worried this was going to be the last season of TAR but I was happy to see they are accepting applications for the another season! However, I wish they would go back to how the show was when it first started...having to do real tasks like walk along a snow covered mountain top or scale a rock waterfall. I hate how they allow teams that are far behind a chance to catch up to everyone. Also, they don't do it so much anymore but it was always fun to see teams have to find their own flights and not just take a pre-designated flight. It just used to be sooo much better, but it is still one of my favorite shows!